My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
we're so committed to being not committed
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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