you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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