508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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