She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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