I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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