sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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