i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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