im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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