He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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