Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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