Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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