i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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