He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Randomize
