I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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