Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
What a dumb baby whore.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
