Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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