the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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