OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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