AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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