I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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