Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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