I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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