I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
how bad is she
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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