On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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