I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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