No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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