Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
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I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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