my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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