my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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