so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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