Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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