OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm determined to sit on that face.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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