god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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