she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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