Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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