I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Apparently you make a good broom.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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