New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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