She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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