so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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