Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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