or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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