Buhtt sex?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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