I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.