Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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