i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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