I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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