what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
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Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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