I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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