I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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