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• (310): View more from California

  I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him

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  its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.

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• (707): View more from California

  How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  What'd I miss?

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  Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.

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