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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll

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• (585): View more from New York

  I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK

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• (518): View more from New York

  our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.

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• (530): View more from California

  tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner

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• (530): View more from California

  We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat

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• (858): View more from California

  Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!

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