dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
And then he peed in my hair
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