I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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