OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
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